if you’re anything like me, the only reason you remember tomorrow is Valentine’s Day is because of your newsfeeds or timelines. whether they’re complaining or bursting with excitement, all your friends can seem to talk about these days is what they’ll be doing, or not doing, on the big (fake) day of love.

fellas, take notes from this video. you may only be hours away but you can still save your ass and make those last minute arrangements! and who can you thank for that? that’s right – social media. whether you need to order that bouquet of roses to be delivered stat or scavenge whatever restaurants in the city still have reservation availability, you can do it right from that seat you’re still sitting in.

and please, give her something worth Instagramming, i don’t want to spend my day scrolling through pics of flowers from that bodega on the corner or meals that look like my little brother cooked up. we all know what the ladies really love about v-day – competing to see who got what out of it. oh, you thought it was about love? ha, you’re cute.

-a.